Special Blend outerwear to keep you dry and warm.
.......Martini's can be dry and warming too. Picture you're at Wachusetts Copper Top after a late night shred. The smell of your burning socks as you sit too close to the fire, the hustle of the bar, maybe the big games on the plasma, your bookie even calls to tell you "you're off the hook and he'll just get you next time." Now step it up a notch..... Imagine a cougar hunt in that hot red SB jacket. You're looking tight with that hat head and wind burned goggle face, frozen, frost bitten fingers because you're way too down to dress warm.....it dosen't matter really, it's all about the coat remember? With logo placement at it's best, and the "I could be sponsored" gleam in your eyes those ladies don't stand a chance...Where's the fire boy!
......now when your both half tranquilized from the martinis and the cougar takes you to be eaten in her den, you can bust out the Rome Snowboards "Any Means" DVD! That should clinch it. You're sleeping on the couch.
A peek into cougar territory......
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